hi, im an indian like you.

some kid walks upto me last night saying this bullshit. and its like dude who the fuck are you and why the fuck do you think that im a) indian abd b) like you. i told him dude im welsh, and he's like ,oh, well i was born in idaho. and its like... what the fuck does that mean? he knows damn well he calls himself indian and i dont. thatjoke just soured it for me from the get go. my girlfriend dint warn me about this kid and well nobody did really walking into that place but this guy ws a vivek clone trying to impress folk and uptight with all the mental trapings of my dad but the nervous gut feeling that he had to try really hard to be unlikehimself. perhaps he recognized what he was ,the conservative parent package that'd gotten into his psyche, wasnt the best thing in the world to use to get laid, unless say you were out in punjab. so, with that, he decided the best thing to do was to go psychadelic. why? because well, he's indian, and being indians weird, so what else is weird? psychadelia. so lets make the connection there. walk around with big glasses ,exaggerate dances like bhangra esque disco and attract the laidies... wait... he has a girlfriend, and turns out those "ladies" are his friends .what is this kid on about? wha tis he trying to accomplish with all of this show?

i meaen im just standing back wondering why he'd bother to do all this crap for zero return. but thats that. the indian clai mthat we with brown skin share kinship. and its like, what the fuck is wrong with you comig to me like i know you. you think my esecret decoder ring got misplaced and they sent me this brown skin suit instead? i belong to no club, i have no interest, no pull or drive, no guiding force that brings me to identify with a country on the other side of the world i wasnt born in never lived amidst or will ever end up at. that spot has nothing to do with me. you might as well say, hey, im africa nlike you. walk up to a black dude, be like, hey man, im african, we're brothers. see if you dont get a look. count your blessings you dont get backhanded. this fucker walks up and is like, oh, hi, im indian! and its like... dude. what the fuck is wrong with you. dont you think thats a bit presumptuous and also derogitory. you thikn yo ucan put together someones origin just by their skin? their nose? their what. you tihnk youve got all that info stored away? im not fucking indian, dont fucking try and brand me with that shit. fucking rediculous ass shit. this is racism in the truest form. these fuckers walk up and breath, "indian" out and its like... go fall on a rake, please.